In 2005, on an eerie night, Cuddles382 and Flippy45198 crept to the Town. It was the Beta Party. Cuddles382 slipped on a hat. Flippy45198 did the same. It sat proudly upon their heads, when a mysterious figure slid out of the darkness. He was painted entirely in black paint, and he laughed.
"You think that this is real?" he squeaked. "You think it's TRUE?" he bellowed. Red agents jumped from the top of the buildings. They cackeled hard. Cuddles382 and Flippy45198 shrieked in horror. "You have just made a mistake you cannot fix, little ones. It's the end of you."
"Yeah, well, um..." Cuddles382 started, but Flippy pulled her back. "You can't kill us." said Cuddles382. "You would get in trouble...we don't even know what we did wrong!!!" She sobbed into her flippers.
"What she means is-"
"SHUT UP!" cried an agent, cutting her off.
"Excuse me. You can't cut ME off! I am soooo telling the..." Flippy45198 froze. She knew the PSA didn't exist yet. "The...the...the-"
"PSA?They didn't start yet. How'd you know about us?" exclaimed a penguin. Cuddles382 and Flippy looked at one another.
"We're from the future." said Cuddles382. "And we have technology on our side. Okay?"
"Yes!" they nodded, bowing down. "We must get going, but you can have a hat! Okay? There, right there. The Beta Party is over, we were just cleaning up. Night." They yawned, and then they left wearily. The hats sat VERY proudly upon their heads.
MORE SOON, I MUST GET TO SLEEP!!!!
